Ye baat sun kar Mere haathon se Gol Gappa hi
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jab gol gappe wala bola
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 763 views

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan: Halwai se

Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!

Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,

Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl vs boy

Girl boy se : apne bal to dekho jaise ghass ugi ho,
boy:isi lye itni dair se soch raha hun bhaince mere samne kiun khari hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar was given the job

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,
he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)