Tera Bhai
Sardar Ko Har Bat Me “TERA BHAI” Kehne Ki Aadat Thi.
Wo Shadi K Bad
Apne Bedroom Me Gaya Or
Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Utha K Bola:
“Kesa Lag Raha Hay
TERA BHAI?”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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