Naag! Do Not Punch Me

Naag! Do Not Punch Me
Santa:Do You Know English?

Banta:Yes

Santa:Ok! Tell me What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchmi?
Banta:So Simple Yar, Naag! Do Not Punch Me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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