Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views

Ghar Pe Guest Aa Rahe Hai

Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Pappu, Aaj Teri Maa Do Bistar Kyun Laga Rahi Hai?”

Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”

Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”

Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”

Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai

A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.

Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?

Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fast Urdu selint movie

Teacher:btao bacho urdu ki pehli senlint movie kon si thi?
Papu:sir jb filam silent me thi to ap ko kaise pata chala k wo urdu me hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)