Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?

Son: I don't feel well

Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views

On first night after marriage

On first night after marriage
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Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi
hai.
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Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
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Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…:p
Samajhdaar Log agye forward karain
Baki pogo dekho..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Girl to teacher: Sir

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,

Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sarda aur bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by sana (few years ago!)

Girl college

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job
and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)