God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 937 views

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

First Day of college

First Day of college.
.
.
Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to
him, & he writes on paper
“i love you, do you love me ?”
.
.
She replies”No”
.
.
he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
passed same paper to another girl
sitting left
to him.
And she replies”Yes”
.
.
Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER
and
save trees, save earth..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan bola full kar do

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.

Friend: Wo Kaisy?

Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

manish ko uska sasur jute maar

manish ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha anish :
Kyu maar rahe ho ise? Sasur : Maine ise Hospital se
SMS kiya.Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare
friends ko forward kar diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)