Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho

by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!) / 1065 views

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi s

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"

The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."

The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tujhe swimming aati hai

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.

Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.

Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan

Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

During a software company interview

During a software company interview:

HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5 yrs from now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)