1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha
1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,
Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??
Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 749 views
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