Child: papa ammi ka pait itna kyun
Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?
Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata
Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai
Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1075 views
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