Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1071 views

Tezi se garri chalate ho

Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho
To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.
Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band
kar liya kro.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is difference

Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? ;)

Student:

LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baghair Chhat Wali Car

3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:

Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.


Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.


Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
Q K Mere Abbu to Ganjay hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

brought their new baby home

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Patni Ko Begum KyUn Kehte Hain

Patni Ko Begum KyUn Kehte Hain?
Kyonki shadi Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati
Ke Hisse Main Aa Jaate Hain,
Aur Patni Begum Ho Jati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)