Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 794 views

If you will try

Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha doongi

Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 frenz aftr exam

2 frenz aftr exam1st:Xam kaunsa tha?2nd:May b Maths1st: Matlab tu xam kr k aya h?2nd:Nhi yaar sath wali Ladki k hath me calculatar tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai

Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

.

Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai ;-) :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta ab tum mujhe apni maa

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)