Sardar park me baitha tha.
Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt
barbad kar raha hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 925 views
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