Sardar's Call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views
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