Tabhi Pathan Ghar Late Pahunchta Hai

Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Pathan: “Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?”

Aadmi: “21 No.”

4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadmi Wapis Aaya To Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khada Thha”

Admi Bola: “Kya Hua Khan Sahab Aap Gaye Nahi Abhi Tak?”

Pathan: “Bas Yaar, 18 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai Do 2 Aur Guzar Jayein To 21 Number Aa Jayegi To Ham Jayenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1611 views
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