Tabhi Pathan Ghar Late Pahunchta Hai
Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Pathan: “Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?”
Aadmi: “21 No.”
4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadmi Wapis Aaya To Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khada Thha”
Admi Bola: “Kya Hua Khan Sahab Aap Gaye Nahi Abhi Tak?”
Pathan: “Bas Yaar, 18 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai Do 2 Aur Guzar Jayein To 21 Number Aa Jayegi To Ham Jayenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1711 views
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