1 sardar airhostess se,
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 865 views
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