High Class Insult
"High Class Insult"
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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