Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,
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Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Kafi hain ya aur likhon?
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