Dost ruthey to rab ruthey.

phir ruthe to jag chutey.

agar phir ruthey to dil tutey

or agar phir bhi ruthey to utar chappal

mar saley ko jab tak chappl na tutey.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1288 views

Sardarji got the 4th child.

Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
 "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." 

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Techer Sardar Say

Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein
"Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho
Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein
Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Birthday Party

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)