Top Class Ka Reply.
Top Class Ka Reply.
Girl to Boy:
Ek taraf Paisa hy
Ek taraf Dimag
Kia lo ge?
Boy: Paisa
Girl: Galat... agr ma hoti tou Dimag leti.
Boy: Jis k pas jo nahi ha , wo wohi leta ha :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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