Sardar: Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Sardar: Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Pathan: Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy

Srdar: Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai? Me Samja Nai

Pathan:Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain

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