lab k test results
Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha
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