1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr

?1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kacha Pull Aa Jata Hy.
Usy Daikh k ChuÑti Boli
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Janu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Me Utrun.

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