police arrested a drunked
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 836 views
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