Husband found his wife having
Husband found his wife having affair with a man.
He decided to kill both, himself and his wife.
He pointed gun to his forehead and said to his wife:
Don’t worry, you are next.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.
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ja raha tha
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Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye
computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows
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Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..
English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
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