Boy: MUJHSE SHADI KROGI?
Boy: MUJHSE SHADI KROGI?
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Acchi film hai na?
Girl: kutte ke bacche
Boy: What?
Girl: Kitne cute hote hai na
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