Ek Pakistani Poultry farm
Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.
"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"
Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?
Jawab mila.
Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1193 views
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