Faqir: Baji bhoka hun
Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de do
Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka
Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun, pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.
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