Faqir: Baji bhoka hun

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de do

Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka

Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun, pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

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