Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1177 views

A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..

Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mother

Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Two Brilliant Minds

Sardar owr Pathan pani peeny gaye, tu glass ulta para tha
Sardar: Eska moo hi band hai
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Pathan: Neche se bhi toota hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

DIDI

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)