Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1070 views

Fevistick Ya Lipstick

Chaman: Papa, aaj mummy ko kya hua itna chup kyun baithi hai?

Papa: Kuch nahi beta, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi meine fevistick de di….Chutki Mein Chipkaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny shayari for girlfriend

Jati Nahi Ankho Se Ab Surat Uski,
Jati Nahi Dil Se Mohabat Uski,
Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke Liye,
Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

when yawning

Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What, and get bitten?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jon and Ron are brothers.

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

‘Why both the essays are the same?’

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)