Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dos
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se
Ja yar
aywain chakkar lwaya e,
O te mera dost e nai
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