At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The

Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views

Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to

Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga.
?

Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi-
Pappi to le lo
Pappi to le lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa Ji To Bahut Sayane Nikle

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?”

Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se”

Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Liver and Cheese

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki-parso me tume rakhi

Ladki-parso me tume rakhi bandhne ayi thi, par tumne nhi bandhwai, q?

boy-Agar me tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya bandhwayegi
ladke mahan he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)