Biwi ek faltu Musibat Hai
Biwi Essay-
Biwi ek faltu Musibat Hai
Jo Rasoyi me Paayi jati Hai
Iska Poshtik Aahar Pati ka Bheja Hai
Ye Pani se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1134 views
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