Sardar
Sardar: Ghar mai maira hukam mana jata hai. Mai kahta Garam pani le awo, tu usi Time le aty hain
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Friend: Garam Pani kion?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se bartan achy dulthay hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 936 views
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admi:
Kiun?
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1 gadda ro ro k dua kar raha tha k mujhe parhna likhna aa jae
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us ki dua qabool howi
aur
ab masha Allah wo ye parh raha hai.
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