Sardar

Sardar: Ghar mai maira hukam mana jata hai. Mai kahta Garam pani le awo, tu usi Time le aty hain
.
Friend: Garam Pani kion?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se bartan achy dulthay hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 887 views
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