Teacher: zameen per rehny
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
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Answer: air hostess
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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