Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

Pathan: hi obama hw r u?

Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 782 views
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