Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de
do
Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka
Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun,
pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views

Ek memon ki plate se murgi ka

ek memon ki plate se murgi ka tukda utha kar billi bhaag gayi
memon ne bahot koshish ki use pakadne ki par pakad na saka
to bola ya allah is ka sawaab abba marhoom ko mile..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay

Sakht Garmi Ka Time Tha Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay.
Aik Larka Aaya Our Poocha:
Chacha Jee, Amrood Main Keera Tou Nhi?
Buzurg Nay Bohat Pyara Our Mutma’in Karnay Wala Jawab Dya K:
Beta Ye Amrood Ha, Teri G****d Nahi… :O :D :P
‘(‘.’)’
_/\_ Chacha Zindaabad…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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"Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Mohabaat Hi Nai Duniyaa

Aik Mohabaat Hi Nai Duniyaa
Maain Dard Kah Sabaab
Faaraz
Darwaze Wich Unggli Aa Jaye
Tay Fair Vi Baraa Daard Honda Ay
Allah Di Kismay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How to pass?

A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.

by Raju (few years ago!)