Sardar ki girlfriend in romantic mode
Sardar ki girlfrend in romantic mood
“Ghar pe koi nahi hai Aa jao
Sardar:
“Tu mere ghar aja mery ghar mein sab log hain
tera dil laga rahega”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1192 views
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