A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Munnabhain and circuit

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.



Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Arithmatic

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how
many would I have left ? I don't know.
Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in
apples and oranges

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai

Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.
Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki
Lambi Line Thi.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein
Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se
Puchha.
Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”
Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”
Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din
Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”
Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Talak leni hai

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi
kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharmaji Barae Bade Kamaal Ke Hai

2 Sharmaji chess Khel rahe The

1st sharmaji - Bahut ho gaya ,ab khel band karte hai

2nd -thik ha , wais bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)