Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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