Bath Room me TILAWAT

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha
,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room
me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 752 views
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