Google Earth give us
Google Earth give us the opportunity to go and see every part of world...
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And what we do??We end up looking at our own house
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 809 views
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Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
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duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
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Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
"Perfect" hote hain k un k liye
Tareef k alfaz kam par jate hain
for Example
"Aap"
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Mujhe hi dekh lain!! ;-)
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Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?
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Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)
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Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Thik Hai, Par Baki Ke 900 Rs Ka Kya Karenge?“
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