Bijli Kahan Se Atti Hei
Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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