Nurse Ka Mangaitar
1 Nurse Ka Mangaitar Usay Bari Hasrat Se:
“Jaanu Kash Mujhe Koi Haadsa Paish Aata
To Main Tumhare Ward Main Admit Hota,
Tum Meri Khidmat Karti
Aur Main Jaldi Theek Ho Jata”,
Nurse:
Jaan Tumhe Mere Paas Koi Hadsa Nahi
Balkay Moujza Hi La Sakta Hai,
Kyon K Main DELIVERY Ward Main Hoti Hoon …
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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