Pathan ka challenge
Pathan ka challenge
Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 834 views
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kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
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khushi se g hain
Pathan:
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)