Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views

2 Cheeje kismat walo ko

2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai
1- Without Boyfrnd wali acchi
Patni...!
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Aur
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2- samose ke sath xtra chatni:-p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

yaar I Notice a very

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan

Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
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Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Moving on road

Snta & Bnta moving on road at 12midnight
Snta:Bahut garmi he yaar
Bnta:HA yaar
Din hota to kahi chhao me baith jate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Cats To Shrabi Rat

2 Cats To Shrabi Rat:
Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!

Rat: Chappair Na Kha Lein
Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda
K Log Kehn Gay
1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)