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A very important

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta:
Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai
Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Daru pene se khansi

Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?
Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa
sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa bakri le ker bus main chadha

Santa bakri leker bus me chadha is baat pe cndctor
ne use dhakka maar k bahar kar diya.santa bola-
Agar mere sath ladies sawari na hoti to phir mai
tujhe batata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa susral gaya

Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag
khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khali ho kya...

santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon
santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Machli khayega

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 amrood

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was playing chess

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent
hai....
santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dusron ki patni

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He
Banta-Meri Patni
Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta-Dusro Ki Patni.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yenis ke bare main

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy
Ziada Janta hun.
Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich
kinnay Moray honday ne.:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi ki baat

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya
hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Social Work

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr
bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka
board lagaya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do u know English??

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!
Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
E mail bnana hai

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro
100% mil jye ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ghora race

Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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