Santa bakri le ker bus main chadha

Santa bakri leker bus me chadha is baat pe cndctor
ne use dhakka maar k bahar kar diya.santa bola-
Agar mere sath ladies sawari na hoti to phir mai
tujhe batata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 931 views
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