Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se
bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna
bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli maar do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1010 views

TEACHER: John, how would you

TEACHER: John, how would you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe

Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi

Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to Gym coach

Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use? Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me bachpan se mehnti hoon

Judge:tum ne aik raat me 5 chorian kaise ki hain.?


Mulzim:bus judge sahab me bachpan se hi mehnti hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)