Girl Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift



Girl: Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift….?

Boy: Road Pe Red Color Ki Gari Dekh Rahi Ho….?

Girl Khushi Se : WOW Kitni Pyari Hy
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Boy: Same Color ki Nail Polish Tere Liye Laya hon…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 973 views
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