u r a normal person if....

1- u got a f.b acount

2-u got a mobile num

4-u r wasting ur tym in reading ths

5-u did't notice that there is no numbr 3.

7-u went to check if num 3 is there

8-whr is mumbr 6?

9-u r now smiling

10-whr is num 1?

11-u went to chk num 1....

12now do u relly think that u r normal???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 448 views

Double insult

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pagal Dentist Se

Pagal dentist se:

kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?

Dr: nahi

Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.

Dr: wo kaise?

Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Now run

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana kha raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy

sardar.. Me tu khud tang aa gaya haan. ki karan card tay likha tha .......KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)