u r a normal person if
u r a normal person if....
1- u got a f.b acount
2-u got a mobile num
4-u r wasting ur tym in reading ths
5-u did't notice that there is no numbr 3.
7-u went to check if num 3 is there
8-whr is mumbr 6?
9-u r now smiling
10-whr is num 1?
11-u went to chk num 1....
12now do u relly think that u r normal???
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 715 views
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