Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1203 views

What did you do before

Banta: What did you do before you got married to Jeeto bhabi.
Santa: Anything I wanted to do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Priza Bond

1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
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Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
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Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

COFFY shop & WINE shop

Santa> What is deffirent between COFFY shop & WINE shop

Banta> coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE and wine shop is last point of LOVE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar “Dil” ko aanda

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladka apni girlfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le k ghumne jata hai
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ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai .
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Socho bahat tez barish mei kya hua hoga
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Socho...
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Socho... .
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Nahi pata...
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. Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai.
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ladka dar k bhag jata hai :|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)